Villainous Hacker...

Heh-hem

**clears throat noisily**


To Queen Stephanie and her court (which is mostly comprised of jesters):


This is to inform you that as of this fine day in NOVEMBER, the people demand an updated post. That requires the members of her highness's high staff to allow the queen serious amounts of rest, relaxation, and adequate access to the royal computer. She shall no longer water low-hanging fruit, cook delicious meals, or pick up the high staff's tinker toys around the castle until a new post has been created.

The people are advised of the Queen's complicated schedule, extenuating circumstances, and the fact that her birthday is approaching lending way to age-related dementia and early Alzheimer's. As such, the people agree to short posts consisting primarily of pictures - we don't even need captions, allowing our own imaginations to tell the story...we have vivid minds, you'd hate to deprive us.

**stares off into the distance in deep, mischievous thought**

**shakes head to clear the naughty thoughts and return to duty**

As is evidence by this post, the people have hacked into the royal blog and will take it over unless our demands are met. Be advised that such a take-over will not be flattering to any Hallowellish parties and may include photoshopped propoganda, Sesame Street characters, gold shirts, or Bohemian Fruit Festivals. You do NOT want to provoke the people. We will rebel and bring down the Hallowell Regime if necessary!

So.........

**heavy sigh**

With love in our hearts and beebee guns at our sides, we post this declaration in hopes of salvaging the fine reputation of a most beloved Queen and her high court.

Signed,
The People

**roll up parchment and return to dirty thoughts**